Late for My Funeral | Mike Stinson
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Length: 0:4:29Late for My Funeral - Written by Mike Stinson Recorded Live August 7, 2021 McGonigel's Mucky Duck | Home of the Livest Music in Texasâ„¢ Become a supporting member at: https://livefromnorfolkstreet.com/ Lyrics: Late for my funeral on the first day of June Someone shoulda known I'd never get there by noon Late for my chariot, late for my wings Didn't even get to hear the fat lady sing I was late for my funeral, late for the priest I was the last one to find out that I was deceased Late for the undertaker, late for the hearse Late to punch my ticket couldn't get reimbursed I was too late for some Hadacol I was too late for some Demerol I was too late for some Geritol I was late for my funeral Late to rise I was late for work First they made me the boss and then they made me a clerk And then I cashed my check but it didn't make a dent I went looking for outside work to pay the rent But I was late for the job, late for the jig They were passing liquid courage and so I had me a swig Then I was late for the pickup 'cause I hit a snag And when the alarm bell rang they left me holding the bag I was too late, I was against the law I was too late for my telephone call Then I was too late for my baby doll Now I'm late for my funeral Late for the jury I was late for the judge By the time I took my seat they already held a grudge Late for my sentence so he doubled my time Now being late for a nickel's gonna cost me a dime Late for the paddy wagon, late for the jail I woulda bought a suit but I was late for the sale Late for the yard, late for the hole Now I'm late for a miracle to save my soul I was too late for Wichita I was too late for Omaha I was too late for the Chippewa I was late for my funeral Late for the fair I was late for the feast I was the last one to see they were gonna feed me to the beast Late for breakfast, late for lunch I think I'm gonna be late for supper but it's just a hunch I was late for my funeral, first of June She was in the kitchen and i was on the moon I was late for the ocean, late for the sky Didn't even get to see the fireworks on the Fourth of July I was too late I was too late I was too late I was too late
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