Congratulations | John Baumann

🎵 Congratulations | John Baumann 🎵

Length: 0:4:43
Congratulations - Written by John Baumann
Recorded Live February 26, 2022
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Lyrics:
I heard he popped the question
I heard that you said yes
I hear you're gonna sink
20k into that dress
I hear you're signin' up
For a morning indoor spin
To fit into a dress
That you'll never wear again
What else can I say
Congratulations
Ya'll are on the plane now
For a week-long honeymoon
It's an all-inclusive stay
How creative of the groom
Well there ain't too much to do
At a Sandal resort chain
Read your magazines by the poolside
'til you gotta come in from the rain
What else can I say
Congratulations
Congratulations my friend
This is how it all ends
The next fifty years are gonna be a ball
No, things did not add up
When you signed the prenup
But at least you got pictures in the hall
What else can I say
Congratulations
Now you've come back to Earth
Since you got back to town
Traded in that négligée
For a fleece night gown
You're off and in the kitchen
And in the laundry room
Just a cookin' and a cleanin'
A domesticated tomb
At least you got your spare time
And your weeknight TV
Escape all you want girl
It ain't gonna set you free
I hear your man is off and gone
To Vegas with the boys
Well you call him on the cellphone
You can't hear him over the noise
What else can I say
Congratulations
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