Congratulations | John Baumann
🎵 Congratulations | John Baumann 🎵
Length: 0:4:43Congratulations - Written by John Baumann Recorded Live February 26, 2022 McGonigel's Mucky Duck | Home of the Livest Music in Texas™ Become a supporting member at: https://livefromnorfolkstreet.com/ Lyrics: I heard he popped the question I heard that you said yes I hear you're gonna sink 20k into that dress I hear you're signin' up For a morning indoor spin To fit into a dress That you'll never wear again What else can I say Congratulations Ya'll are on the plane now For a week-long honeymoon It's an all-inclusive stay How creative of the groom Well there ain't too much to do At a Sandal resort chain Read your magazines by the poolside 'til you gotta come in from the rain What else can I say Congratulations Congratulations my friend This is how it all ends The next fifty years are gonna be a ball No, things did not add up When you signed the prenup But at least you got pictures in the hall What else can I say Congratulations Now you've come back to Earth Since you got back to town Traded in that négligée For a fleece night gown You're off and in the kitchen And in the laundry room Just a cookin' and a cleanin' A domesticated tomb At least you got your spare time And your weeknight TV Escape all you want girl It ain't gonna set you free I hear your man is off and gone To Vegas with the boys Well you call him on the cellphone You can't hear him over the noise What else can I say Congratulations
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